old people have so much cool stuff to say like “we threw that asshole in the river limb by limb” and “back in those days you could fuck a burrito, if you invented it”
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seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
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